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| What are the worst lines you have ever heard a guy or gal utter? |
I just got blocked off a certain blog by this inmature wannabee swinger who thinks that a ridiculous line like "Where Are The Horny Women At" is somehow gonna magically land him the top of the cream in women and couples in the LS. I guess he can't handle criticism LOL.
So share with us guys and gals. What have been the worst lines used on you?
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| by BADBOY35 on June 27, 2012 |
If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Seriously? Man that is the corniest one yet LOL.
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| by BADBOY35 on June 27, 2012 |
This does not extend to SM only, but couples too. We receive many many emails saying same thing .. "we are coming into Tampa, for a night of fun, contact us, we like your profile and great match for us" or similar words ... These are total fishing trips. All these couples or peeps do, including single males, is to hope they snag some interest, deal off on the ones that say yes, and leave the other yes's perplexed why a no show. Don't waste our time ...
I gotta say, that sounds a little cynical. I admit, I haven't traveled all that much lately, mainly because I got back from Spain where I was for 2 yrs back in November and with a new job, vacation time will take a bit to accumulate. However, I did go to Tampa this past weekend and I was not "fishing" as you call it at all.
I wanted a getaway, met this couple from there who invited me to spend the night and had a blast with them and another couple, not to mention the one I met on my way back home.
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| by CALLIE on June 27, 2012 |
To Mrs. Callie from Mr. Cool: Hey sweetie, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Her blonde answer: I don't know?
Mr. Cool: Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink? |
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| by MOJO911 on June 25, 2012 |
Horny women guy was a classic that should be his new user id
As an ex bartender heard a few here and there.
My favorite is what is said after one builds up the courage to say hi and gets shot down for no apparent reason. We have all been there, I think guys may edge the ladies on this though.
Recovery's like these may help u next time.
"You know I'm not the best looking one here,but guess what,Im the only one talking to you"
"You must have been very good looking, when you were younger" (compliment)
"You know you don't sweat much for a being such a big girl"! (It's a compliment)
"Oh I understand, you must be going thru those tough times women go through between the ages of 5 and 85"
Those won't get u laid and neither will these cheesy ones.
"Are u from Jamaica cuz ur makin me crazy"
Check the tag on her blouse "I knew it Made in Heaven"
"God called he is missing an angel is that you....."
"I love that u chew your food with your mouth closed. I am not used to that."
"Love ur dress, it says your not a hooker, but not a virgen either,is that Armani?
Have you surrendered yourself to Jesus Christ?? Works all the time
You know I buy my condoms at Costco!!! In case you were wondering..
Ur not urself today,I noticed the improvement immediately.
I believe that when it comes to affairs of the heart, I should always follow my dick! (romantic)
They call me Fred Flintstone cuz I can make ur bedrock...AAAAHHHH
Gotta Go Peace
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| by BADBOY35 on June 25, 2012 |
Sometimes my s are so bad, I will block myself.
LMAO!!!
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| by BADBOY35 on June 25, 2012 |
| Let's get it started... |
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