Thanks to my last set of tips, those steam from piss single males learned some valuable lessons. Now I am here with a few more, to help them suck just a little bit less.
Tip 6 Be impressive
Not only should you take the potential holder of your spooge out to the finest restaurant, you should also order for her as well. It should go something like this, "Good evening my good man (or woman), I will have the Big Mac and for my date bring us your freshest Mc Nugget and finest assortment of dipping sauce." NOTE: Always, always, always let her supersize and watch those validations come pouring in.
Tip 7 Flashiness is for guys with small cocks
There's no need to have to own a BMW or blow your unemployment on designer suits to be a couples new boy toy. I had a couple wonder why I didn't look like I wiped my ass with hundred dollar bills and I told them, "I don't need an expensive car, because as we all know, most men need those things to make up for their infant size penis. Who's Porsche is that parked in the drive way?" On the bright side since they were able to afford a luxury car like that, it made it easier to ask them for to bus fare.
Tip 8 Nothing breaks the ice like porn
Some couples are shy and need foreplay to get warmed up. There is no better foreplay then porn to get the party started. Picking the right kind of porn is tricky. You should ask the ex-convict pedophile porn store attendant, for something in the prison sex assortment or something in the clown sex collection. NOTE: Make sure its hetero clown sex, because guy girl clown sex is a fetish, but GAY clown sex is a mental illness.
Tip 9 Bring sexy back
Don't be afraid to show off your sexy by doing something you saw in a movie. For example, give them a strip tease like the movie strip tease or do some sexy pottery like the movie....Ghost who did sexy pottery.
NOTE: Do not try copying the movie Flashdance where Jennifer Beal took off her bra without removing her shirt. I tried that shit with my underwear and ended up in the hospital for two weeks. The doctor needed four hours of lazer surgery to get the underwear out of my ass.
Was your first time adding someone else to your fun as you thought it would be? Did it play out how you expected it to? And do you still see them?
How do you balance the lifestyle with the rest of your life? Many of us have lives that we need to protect away from our extra curricular activities; while others can be "outed" with their swinging ventures within their lives.
I am now finding that as I venture into a new direction, I am having to learn to keep my personal ongoings a bit under-wraps as swinging activities can be deemed "illegal" and considering my purpose in life has been to protect others from illegal events it could be seen in some cases as a conflict of interest.
Soooooo....how does everyone else balance their lives, business and pleasure wise?