Does any one can recommend as on swingers party or club for tonight in Miami?

Does any one can recommend as on swingers party or club for tonight in Miami?

We have been talking with EOLO1 and were planning on getting together, we play as a cpl on the phone we were trying to set up a nite to play and told Alex that I was away on business and would return on Friday so we could get together then, as soon as we finished talking on the phone he IM'd us and thought he was talking to the wife that was home alone he insisted that they meet that night and play alone, this is the reason that some decent guys get rejected because of guys like this do not trust him he will try to play with the wife behind your back. 

Thanks to my last set of tips, those steam from piss single males learned some valuable lessons. Now I am here with a few more, to help them suck just a little bit less.

Tip 6 Be impressive
Not only should you take the potential holder of your spooge out to the finest restaurant, you should also order for her as well. It should go something like this, "Good evening my good man (or woman), I will have the Big Mac and for my date bring us your freshest Mc Nugget and finest assortment of dipping sauce." NOTE: Always, always, always let her supersize and watch those validations come pouring in.

Tip 7 Flashiness is for guys with small cocks
There's no need to have to own a BMW or blow your unemployment on designer suits to be a couples new boy toy. I had a couple wonder why I didn't look like I wiped my ass with hundred dollar bills and I told them, "I don't need an expensive car, because as we all know, most men need those things to make up for their infant size penis. Who's Porsche is that parked in the drive way?" On the bright side since they were able to afford a luxury car like that, it made it easier to ask them for to bus fare.

Tip 8 Nothing breaks the ice like porn
Some couples are shy and need foreplay to get warmed up. There is no better foreplay then porn to get the party started. Picking the right kind of porn is tricky. You should ask the ex-convict pedophile porn store attendant, for something in the prison sex assortment or something in the clown sex collection. NOTE: Make sure its hetero clown sex, because guy girl clown sex is a fetish, but GAY clown sex is a mental illness.

Tip 9 Bring sexy back
Don't be afraid to show off your sexy by doing something you saw in a movie. For example, give them a strip tease like the movie strip tease or do some sexy pottery like the movie....Ghost who did sexy pottery.
NOTE: Do not try copying the movie Flashdance where Jennifer Beal took off her bra without removing her shirt. I tried that shit with my underwear and ended up in the hospital for two weeks. The doctor needed four hours of lazer surgery to get the underwear out of my ass.

 

Hi All!

Having just got back to Spain from England, we wanted to say a big personal THANK-YOU for all 92 who attended my Annual get together meeting in London on November 19th and the smaller informal get together on the 18th.

As always we were uncertain of attendee numbers, - as it is still a FREE event with open invitations, I was REALLY pleased to find we had 92 people attending at the end of the evening, including 4 other web models/mistresses and the owner of one of the largest traditional stockings manufacturers, Gio. – Thanks for coming Sam. Good to see “regular” faces again, as well as so many “new” people. We had attendees from all over the U.K. as well as Denmark, Canada, Spain and Germany. The lovely Old Nick pub, reserved just for my event, as always did us proud and was a hit with new and old attendees alike. We will be using the same venue next year again. Thanks to everyone for attending, I hope you all had a great time? I will be sending a personal thank-you note as usual via the e-mails given on the night.

As always, the evening wouldn’t be such a success without the support and sponsorship of certain companies and individuals, who (like myself), see Stockings and fine lingerie wearing as far more than “just a business” and who not only supply prizes and gifts, but also dedicate much of their personal time, as well as putting huge efforts into supporting us actively on and before the day itself. This year, this resulted in not only superb prizes for the best dressed ladies in the parade, (1st prize voucher from Kiss Me Deadly, 2nd prize voucher from Hepburn & Leigh, and further prizes of Corset, 8 drop suspender belt and stockings bundle from me personally), plus best dressed participation gifts of vintage stockings from David Morris, ( - not a shop owner, but an aficionado donating, as always, from his private vintage collection), as well as discount shopping vouchers, (Kiss Me Deadly, Hepburn & Leigh, Playful Promises), given to all who attended. In addition I was pleased to donate 50 pairs of modern stretch stockings and 30 pairs of vintage stockings on the night to all ladies attending.

The requested Lingerie Raffle with prizes supplied by me resulted in the winning of 5 corsets, 1 Basque, 2 Malibu sheer bodies with fur and further stockings bundles. – Congratulations to the lucky winners! - Hope they all fit well!

I wish to especially thank Catherine & Dave, from Kiss Me Deadly for once again coming along to support us from the very early evening, decorating the pub with excellent posters of their models and lingerie and distributing discount vouchers to all tables, despite it being one of their most hectic times of year and with them having come straight from Erotica and their stand which they had been working all day. We also had two models/Burlesque ladies in attendance supporting Kiss Me Deadly, who I want to thank personally for their attendance and their help on the night. As always our sincere thanks also to David Morris.

Please DO visit the sponsor’s websites and support them in return, - they deserve your custom!

Kenn and I enjoyed our evening and look forward to seeing everyone again next year, if not before.

Love,

Nikki.
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We are new to the LS and SDC and wanted to see if someone can help us avoid some mistakes. What is the best way to meet someone we are likely to feel comfortable with, private parties or SDC events at clubs and resorts? Any advice about the SDC events in Jamaica or the Dominican Republic? We really like the idea of spending a week away at a nice resort with like minded folks. 

Hi there, if you are interested in Iceland then please check out the new community called - very surprisingly! - Iceland! :-)

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As I look through personal ads (i.e.craigslist) and other mainstream dating sites, I have discovered that many couples and singles are bypassing the swingers dating sites and relying on other means of connecting with others in the lifestyle.  Moreover, I have noticed the same thing in regards to attending regular nightclubs vs. swinger clubs and private intimate house/hotel parties vs. the swinger clubs scene as a means to meeting lifestyle partners.  Are swingers in South Florida jaded by the swingers' scene in South Florida?  Is there something that can be done?

If you could take anything away or add anything to enhance the swingers' scene in South Florida, what would it (they) be?