7/4 We slept like logs and I woke at 9 and went downstairs and started on office stuff. Rita slept through till 10.30 and after she made breakfast which we had in bed. Mid-afternoon I took a break, did some weights and showered whilst Rita popped out shopping. Postponed H&S as we needed a bit of a gap from swinging! Early evening watched a recording of Bahrain's F1. Watched TV with Rita through evening.8/4 Spent most of day except for a break for a run on office stuff. Rita's Avatar costume arrived for the HH Spring Party, Late afternoon a friend of Yu's came round to wish him Happy Birthday. After they left Rita and I had some fun and we watched TV and fondled naked on sofa. I went out and had a little M. Came back in - more playing and then we went to bed a little high and watched porn until we both had shuddering orgasms and then collapsed asleep.10/8 We both woke early just before 7 and started to make love. By the sound of it the next door neighbour was having a quickie too! After we had finished we both dozed off again and after we woke again made love again. Rita popped to local shop for bread and then we had brunch in bed after she got back. Both felt lazy and stayed in bed and fucked a couple more times before getting up at 2pm. I had a conference call and Rita popped out to do some shopping. Vl called and confirmed they'd come out and meet us at HH tonight. Left for HH and checked in at 7ish and went straight to Octagon Restaurant for a meal. Had to send my steak back as tough but replacement delicious. V&I texted to say they couldn't make it but Ar did arrive and stayed only for an hour thank goodness! By the time he left it was 11ish and the clubbing had started. We spent up to 3ish clubbing, drinking, flirting and getting very high before we headed back to suite. I went out for an M and both very high we got out our toys and we fucked each other for the next couple of hours. Rita came and squirted and I eventually came all over Rita's face. We then shared another Mand Rita got the giggles and for next hour we laughed, talked gibberish and fucked through to 6ish. Rita then said we should take a taxi home to our own bed to sleep. My problem was that though the brain was functioning at lightning speed - apart from my cock, the rest of my body had shut down and I wasn't going anywhere! 12/4 Anyway we dozed and cuddled through till 11.30am. We fucked again and then got up and ready and checked out and decided on Pizza Express for lunch. Great comfort food, Bloody Mary's and Gavi. After we took tube home. Had a very quiet dozy afternoon and eventually went to bed at 9. Rita fell asleep straight away and I watched The Masters till midnight.14/4 Felt particularly tired and day spent on office stuff and discussions round a tender. Had a quiet evening and watched a great movie - The Family (De Niro and Pfeiffer). Went to bed and Rita gave me some Nytol and I eventually fell asleep.15/4 Woke in a daze at 10! That Nytol is strong! Spent morning - through the haze - dealing with a particularly irritating client issue. Booked the Chocolate and Bunnies swingers party for Thursday and finalised payment for SDC party in Cadiz. Also reserved the next 3 parties on MadameO site - though will probably give the Ibiza one a miss. Around 2pm I joined Rita in the garden - when sun was out it was hot, though air cold when sun not out. Rita was feeling very horny and so she spent evening abusing me and finished me off with a vigorous wank. 17/4 Woke at 7 and at 8 went downstairs and spent till midday working with Ia finishing off tender. Popped out to Tesco to buy wine and drinks and got car washed. Felt tired and spent a few hours on sofa watching TV. Late evening we got ready and drove down to Abfabs for Easter Bunny Party. Arrived around 9.30 and after a C and a couple of drinks we chatted to a Ukrainian woman and then met Mr&MrsSandD(D&S) with whom we had had some email exchanges. Very nice couple and chatted for a long time. While we circulated we kept bumping into them and also An. As the action heated up D&S and us went into a roomwith and Indian couple and attractive Canadian women and young partner. Wasn't long before clothes were off and we all got intertwined on the bed and the orgy was off! I recall kissing and sucking MrsD's both set of lips and a little later tried to insert my penis as she bent over but the Canadian women's hand kept blocking the entrance! Rita was been royally fucked by MrS and while MrD sat on her face. I was lying back against headboard snogging with the Canadian woman while watched her partner sucking the Indian girl’s fanny and then fucking her hard. Meantime I felt my balls being squeezed by MrsD and Rita wanking me very hard while MrS fucked her again. Rita then jumped on my cock and briefly fucked. She then left and the girls told me to go look for her. Found her and I was a little unhappy that she had left so abruptly. She was looking for her handbag and so we spent a frantic 10 minutes looking until another couple who found it brought it to us at the bar. By now the room we had been in was fullof single voyeuristic guys looking at the show on the bed. I decided to call it a day - too many single guys!- and drove home for around 3 and went straight to bed as tired still not happy with way Rita had abruptly ended the night.18/4 Didn't sleep to well and dozed through till 7 and then read Times and fell back into a doze till 9.30. Rita and I had chat about last night and she then had to go for her hair to be cut. After she left I opened bedroom windows wide and smoked an M and then in a very chilled haze dozed and totally relaxed until Rita came back before midday. She laughed as she smelt the M and climbed back into bed and as I loved the world and forgiven Rita for last night we then started to make love and fuck for the next 2 hours - lost count how many times she came! Came twice myself with a quiet fondle in-between. Early afternoon Rita made sandwiches and chocolate milkshake which was our first food for nearly 24 hrs. Then I watched F1 practice on TV while Rita cooked for her sons. I booked Studio Pasta in Winchmore Hill for an early supper and chilled through afternoon. We had a great meal - liver for Rita and veal for me. Home about 8.30 and watched an obscure French horror film that I dozed through intermittently. Headed for bed and watched Grahame Norton and then we both passed out!
The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss
The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina