One night my wife and I were in bed when my wife said to me in the dark " hey my darling, how do you fancy giving me some anal tonight" to which I replied "bring it on!". My wife then reached over to the bedside drawer and withdrew what she thought was KY lube. She promptly smeared a good sized amount over her nether regions in prep for the fun to begin.

After a few seconds I got this strong smell of Amonia wafting up from between us. Just at that moment my wife let out a loud "ouch". I rushed to turn on the light to find that what my wife had liberally smeared all over her bum was not KY jelly but was in fact Veet hair removal cream. By then things started to get a little hot in the parts dept!
There was an almighty rush to the bathroom by the pair of us!...me standing with my dick in the sink washing it like a mad man and my wife parked with her ass over the bath dousing herself with the shower nossle.

The 2 morals of the story are......never have anal in the dark....and dont store Veet hair removal and KY lube in the same place.

Ps...some of the hair still  has not grown back. xxx