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| True Story.......NOT! |
Question:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? |
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| by LAGNIAPPECPL on December 6, 2006 |
That made me laugh, santa!
robin |
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| by NIPPY6781 on December 6, 2006 |
| Fuck $50,000!!!! A bottle of whiskey would have swung that deal. Nay! The smell of a barmans fart even :-) |
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| by SANTA2 on December 6, 2006 |
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."
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| by NIPPY6781 on December 6, 2006 |
| Erotic??????? Oh,I thought it said exotic ;-) |
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| by CANDC on December 6, 2006 |
Hey, I was just wondering what kind of sicko you are to think this is a "Erotic Story."
Carol |
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| by KLICKLAC on December 4, 2006 |
| huh, what problem? |
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| by NIPPY6781 on December 4, 2006 |
| Lay off the booze! |
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| by NIPPY6781 on December 4, 2006 |
Answer:
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed
Sorry,just have a pain in my ass(pardon the pun) lookin at that DP thread everytime I open Swing Talk |
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