If Your Spunk Is Junk: Tips That May Improve The Taste Of Your Semen
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Have you been on the receiving end of a bad load of semen? You are not alone.

Have you been on the receiving end of a bad load of semen? You are not alone. Many people report that the taste of their partners ejaculate is often bad or even unpalatable. Fear not: You are not destined for terrible tasting love liquid. While there are no scientific studies that have looked at improving the taste of semen, there are a lot of tips you can try to better your flavor. Everyone has their own particular taste, and this taste can change due to a number of factors.


Here are some habits that can contribute to a lousy load:


  • Sulfur-rich veggies like broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus and Brussels sprouts;
  • Extra spicy/garlicky food;
  • Cigarettes;
  • Coffee;
  • Alcohol;
  • Red Meat;
  • Dairy.

Try to incorporate these foods for a better blend:


  • Fresh fruits like pineapple, melon, mango, papaya;
  • Citrus fruits like lemons, limes, and oranges;
  • Pineapple (the most often recommended trick);
  • Parsley/Cilantro;
  • Cinnamon;
  • Non-sulfuric vegetables;
  • And most importantly, water! (flush out those toxins).

You Really Are What You Eat


Think of this as a real-life application of “You Are What You Eat.” Try out these suggestions and see what, if any, work for you.

Still stuck on the bad taste? Try positioning his penis at the back of your throat when he is climaxing so the ejaculate will avoid most of your taste buds. Is that not an option for you either? Remember that swallowing is NOT a requirement for oral sex. Have your man give you the courtesy tap to let you know that he is about to climax so you can move your mouth away before he ejaculates. This way you can completely avoid tasting his brand, but keep stimulating him with your hand during the duration of his orgasm.


There Are Solutions Other than Diet Change


Still looking to have the tactile experience of ejaculate, but not a fan of the taste? A new product on the market is the Masque Strip. Through years of research, they have developed a strip that dissolves on your tongue and will mask the taste of semen up to 15 minutes. It comes in fun flavors like chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and mango.

There is no reason that oral sex cannot be enjoyable for both parties.

Happy fellating and remember that when it comes to sex, everything is OK here.




About the author: Dr. Megan Stubbs is a Grand Rapids-based Sexologist. She holds a doctor of education in Human Sexuality from San Francisco’s Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality and a degree in Biology from Grand Valley State University. She also Board Certified by the American College of Sexologists (ACS).

Dr. Jess

"An award-winning speaker, Jess has worked with thousands of couples from all corners of the globe to transform their relationships via her wildly successful Marriage As A Business program. From Prague and Istanbul to Albuquerque and New York City, her relationship retreats receive rave reviews from some of the most powerful couples in the world who are drawn to her enthusiastic, practical and no-nonsense approach to happily ever after. Jess's doctoral research focused on sexual health and relationship education and she is passionate about accessible, classroom-based education. When she isn't globetrotting for speaking engagements, she volunteers with students, teachers and social service organizations to empower young people to embrace healthy, happy relationships. As a global ambassador for several brands, Jess contributes regularly to the biggest names in international media. You'll find her advice weekly in the likes of Women's Health, Men's Fitness, Cosmopolitan, SELF, Showtime and The Movie Network. Her insights into couple' issues reaches millions of homes across America as the host of the hit reality series Swing, which just capped its fifth season on PlayboyTV. Canadian-born and Chinese-Jamaican and Irish by descent, Dr. Jess loves ultimate frisbee, crab, airplane turbulence, cheese and red wine. Makes perfect sense, right?"
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