Yes, Sign up

Q is for Quasimodo-Wank, Queef, Quickie and QUILTBAG

Dr. Jess

Let's continue to make our way through the Sexual Alphabet Soup with Dr. Jess; next up the letter Q.

This article is not intended for readers under the age of 18.

Let's continue to make our way through the Sexual Alphabet Soup with Dr. Jess; next up the letter Q.

Quasimodo-Wank

Thanks to my British friend, Jon Jackson, for defining Quasimodo-Wank which involves masturbating to the sound of bells. And why not? If the clock strikes 12 and the mood happens to strike you, then go for it! Just don’t do it beneath the church bell tower please and thank you.

Queef

The Queef is also known as a vaginal fart, but unlike a bum fart (ew – I don’t even like writing about real farts), a queef contains no waste gases. Hooray! A queef is just the natural expulsion of air from the vagina that sometimes occurs during sexual activity. There is no need to be embarrassed by the sound and a normal queef isn’t odorous so get busy and queef away. Just don’t ever blow air into the vagina, because this could cause an air embolism.

Quickie

A Quickie is a short sexual interlude that usually excludes “foreplay.” Quickies are a great way to relieve tension, reduce stress and calm the nerves in the middle of the hectic workday. You can check out AskMen’s top eight locations for a quickie, but before you dive in, be sure you’re not breaking any local laws.

QUILTBAG

I learned about QUILTBAG from Scarleteen’s website. They are probably the best online sex education resource for teens, but I think adults can also benefit from most of their work — I know I do! Click on the hyperlinks to check out their site: “QUILTBAG is an acronym used to express the following sexual and gender identities/groups: Q, Queer and/or Questioning, U, Unidentified, I,Intersex, L, Lesbian, T, Trans, B, Bisexual, A, Asexual (and/or) Allies, G, Gay and/or Genderqueer.” Source: Scarleteen

Enjoy and remember to always practice safer sex!

Dr. Jess

"An award-winning speaker, Jess has worked with thousands of couples from all corners of the globe to transform their relationships via her wildly successful Marriage As A Business program. From Prague and Istanbul to Albuquerque and New York City, her relationship retreats receive rave reviews from some of the most powerful couples in the world who are drawn to her enthusiastic, practical and no-nonsense approach to happily ever after. Jess's doctoral research focused on sexual health and relationship education and she is passionate about accessible, classroom-based education. When she isn't globetrotting for speaking engagements, she volunteers with students, teachers and social service organizations to empower young people to embrace healthy, happy relationships. As a global ambassador for several brands, Jess contributes regularly to the biggest names in international media. You'll find her advice weekly in the likes of Women's Health, Men's Fitness, Cosmopolitan, SELF, Showtime and The Movie Network. Her insights into couple' issues reaches millions of homes across America as the host of the hit reality series Swing, which just capped its fifth season on PlayboyTV. Canadian-born and Chinese-Jamaican and Irish by descent, Dr. Jess loves ultimate frisbee, crab, airplane turbulence, cheese and red wine. Makes perfect sense, right?"

0 Comments

RELATED ARTICLES SAME AUTHOR

The Naughty-but-Nice Gift Guide

Dr. Jess

You don’t have to dig deep into your wallet for naughty-but-nice gifts to surprise your lover.

Dr. Jess

Part II: All about the G-Spot

Dr. Steve McGough

Dr. Steve McGough answers some pertinent questions about the ever-elusive female G-spot in this two-part series.

Dr. Steve McGough

Dating In My 40s

Dr. Jess

Your hopes are higher, your expectations higher, your requirements higher, but the horizon to which you hope to ride off on the wings of love is ever so much closer.

Dr. Jess