June 2007 Archives

Swingers Blog Archives from June 2007.

3some

A guy pulls an older woman at a club.  She was in great shape for 57.  They drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if he ever had a mother/daughter 3some.  He said no.  She said tonight was his lucky night.  They went back to her place, she opened the door ... read more

Hell of a moustache !

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this guy asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he´d come across was, "Er, female juices.""But you´re balder than I am," protested t... read more

The funeral suit

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband´s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn´t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he´s wearing?" "No," she insists. "It must be a ... read more

The golden shower

A man came home very late, pissed out of his tree, to find his wife waiting for him at the door."WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" she screams, "It´s FOUR IN THE MORNING!"He says, "Err, I just stopped at this bar, I was only going to have one drink...but this bar, it was incredible. EVERYTHING in it was gold-p... read more

Jokes in VERY bad taste

In here the text, description, location etcThe case of the camping trip Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at... read more

The best day ever !

The Best Day Ever Three guys are sitting around at a bar and they get to talking about the good times and eventually get on the subject of the best day they each ever had. The first guy says he was on the golf course and it was just magic... He killed the course every drive...beautiful and long... read more

Scottish swingers parties thank you to members

Thank you to all the members of bluevelvetscotland that attended the  first party we have hosted and thank you for all the great comments and encouragement after... we will be doing more and hope to see and play with you all again... kinkyfunseekers..    ... read more

Cap D'Adge ,Looking to meet other couples there

Hi We will be stopping at Cap D'Adge from 21 jul till 17th Aug. if any other cpls there during that period get in touch and we can meet for a drink and poss more!! N&J... read more

Only Tricky Dick to go !! "Screw second Place!!""

Newsweek: "In [a] new poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday nights, President Bush's approval rating has reached a record low. Only 26 percent of Americans, just over one in four, approve of the job the 43rd president is doing; while, a record 65 percent disapprove, including nearly a third of Republic... read more

mykonos 29.6 through 02.07

Anybody that will be in Mykonos between 29 June through 02 July, let us know, will be more than happy to meet and have a drink together............... read more

Fiesta Hush-parties fuengirola espania 29 de junio!

Hola, esto es para informar que la siguiente fiesta sera el 29 de junio 2007.  Pedimos un donativo para la fiesta. Parejas 75 euros, hombres solos 125 euros (maximo 5 por fiesta), mujeres solas 40 euros. Esto cubre bebidas, comida, y también una fuente de chocolate en todas las fiestas del sa... read more

Next Hush Parties Party June 29th 2007, Fuengirola. Spain

 Just to let you all know that our Next Hush Parties Party will be on Friday  29th June   2007.  As we have to make Catering  arrangements at least 48 hours in advance.  Please try and book by Wednesday  Evening if possible.    We ask for a Donatio... read more

HEDO 2 IN AUGUST

WE PLAN A TRIP TO HEDO 2 IN AUGUST LOOKING FOR PEOPLE GOING AT THE SAME DATE EVERYBODY WELCOME LOOKING FOR MALES COUPLES FEMALES LOVE NUDE BEACH SUN AND FUN... read more

LONDON VISIT

WE WILL BE IN LONDON 23 JUNE TO 26 JUNE LIKE TO MEET NICE MARRIED COUPLES LAURA AND COSTAS... read more

Come To Paradise This Weekend @ The Top Swingers Venue In Essex

Come To Paradise This Weekend @ The Top Swingers Venue In Essex   Come To Paradise Spa This Weekend Great Facilites, Multiple Play Areas, Party Nights on Friday, Saturday & Sunday Nights Too. Couples £25 on Friday & Saturday Only £20 on Sunday We always give you a night to reme... read more

Michael Moore’s Sicko

Sentinel Editor & PublisherCopyright © 2007 San Francisco Sentinel A single movie — Michael Moore’s ‘Sicko’ scheduled for release June 29 — will end American resistance to universal health care. Pre-screened in San Francisco last night, the film is airtight. It cannot be dismissed as ... read more

Lanzarotte 24th - 30th June 2007

We will be in Porta Del Carmen, Lanzarotte from 24th to 30th June and love to meet with any couple(s) for some relaxing fun. Regards D & J... read more

Cap d'Agde June 21 to 28?!

Hi, We love to get in contact with couples visiting Cap d'Agde during June 21st to 28th. XO... read more

Let's just file this under "ya just can't make this stuff up"

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'     (CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more ... read more

I want Bush to Pardon Scooter Libby

I want every Republican candidate running for President and Congress to be forced to applaud Libby's pardon and to inscribe their names alongside Scooter's other distinguished defenders, from Rumsfeld to Bolton. I want American history to possess forever a crystalline illustration of Cheney's whack-... read more

Paphos, Cyprus

hi all where going to be at our timeshare in paphos from 9th-16th june would love to hear from any couples(mainly) or singles for some fun in the sun i+k  xxx... read more

cap d"agde

hi all. just letting you all know we are heading to Cap on the 22nd july for a week, give us a shout , maybe meet for a drink or two lol. ... read more

The Sans Souci Open House Retro Mania Night 6/8/2007

Couples, single ladies, single men that are 21 and over, you are all welcome to come explore our club on Friday, June 8th with our hostess Juliet for our Retro Mania Night. We are taking a trip back in time for the ultimate in dance music from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. Our Retro Ma... read more

The Sans Souci Open House Retro Mania Night 6/8/2007

 Couples, single ladies, single men that are 21 and over, you are all welcome to come explore our club on Friday, June 8th with our hostess Juliet for our Retro Mania Night. We are taking a trip back in time for the ultimate in dance music from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. Our Re... read more

The Sans Souci Open House Retro Mania Night 6/8/2007

The Sans Souci Open House Retro Mania Night Couples, single ladies, single men that are 21 and over, you are all welcome to come explore our club on Friday, June 8th with our hostess Juliet for our Retro Mania Night. We are taking a trip back in time for the ultimate in dance music ... read more

Hmmmmm...

So often, we get caught up in a debate over political semantics and end up ignoring the hard-shell realities of what we're talking about.  According to mmigrationCounters dot com , here are some of the realities that the Flake-Gutierrez Bill would airbrush out of the picture: ... read more

Torrevieja 19th June till 11th July

We will be in Torrevieja, Costa Blanca, Spain between above dates and we would be delighted to meet other couples whilst out there for a drink/chat & see where it goes. M & D xx... read more

Mongo for President

Inside  ... read more

Here Comes The Weekend @ The Paradise Spa

THE PARADISE SPA Weekend Schedule "Free Fresh Pizza & 10:30pm all water & juices free all night" "We give you the best facilities, more play areas & a great night every night." Friday: Donna & JD's "anything goes" Friday night turnout @ the Spa. For all you players out there that kno... read more

OURPLACE4FUN London Swingers Parties

  OURPLACE4FUN                    SIMPLY THE BEST SWINGERS VENUE IN LONDON Cum join our fabulous party evenings every Tuesday 9pm til  5am Friday 9pm til 5am Saturday 9pm til 5am We have a bring y... read more

Here's a surprise!

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Swinging Sail boat in Greece

Hello, we are a married couple that like swinging  but we dont know yet places near us (Greece) or somewhere in Europe. Would like sailing this period with a sail boat for swingers. Thank you... read more

Viajes a Mallorca y Estepona para inexpertos.

¿Nos podrían informar cómo transcurren las fiestas en los viajes swingers planificados por sdc, por ejemplo, el año pasado a Mallorca, este año será en Estepona? No tenemos aún experiencia y no sabemos si pueden ser contraproducentes. Gracias ... read more

viajes a Mallorca y Estepona para inexpertos.

¿Nos podrían informar cómo transcurren las fiestas en los viajes swingers planificados por sdc, por ejemplo, el año pasado a Mallorca, este año será en Estepona? No tenemos aún experiencia y no sabemos si pueden ser contraproducentes. Gracias ... read more

Viajes a Mallorca o Estepona para inexpertos

¿Nos podrían informar cómo transcurren las fiestas en los viajes swingers planificados por sdc, por ejemplo, el año pasado a Mallorca, este año será en Estepona? No tenemos aún experiencia y no sabemos si pueden ser contraproducentes. Gracias... read more

problem

Hello. At me a question to you. It is pleasant to me when my wife is engaged in sex with other guy. I am strongly excited. A swing it is fine. But I am afraid that gradually we cannot live without it. What to do?... read more

Question

We have seen the use of the acronym "MILF" alot lately but, it is not in your swingers dictionary. Can you tell us what it means?   Thanks... read more

STD's and Oral Sex... how you control it?

There members, we have this concern for sometime now. STD's can be controlled during intercourse by the use of a condom which is what we do all the time.  But what about those STD's (which are basically all also) which can be contracted by oral sex.   How do you prevent those? &n... read more

Goodbye All

This will be my last post for some time.This will come as a shock to some of you, but I have made the monumental decision to take off for a complete year from tomorrow. There are a number of reasons,but the major contributor to my decision has been my involvement with a guerrilla group in Africa, wh... read more

What's your definition of (Bi/Bi-curious/Bisexual)

Is it defined as more of a sexual/sensual state or a mutual feeling of both sexes or something else. For us, she's Bisexual as defined as a mix (and still evolving) of sensual state with a mutual feeling of both sexes. Seems like there’s more to 'being' Bisexual than just the "sexual' part. Sh... read more

Viaje a Madrid

Hola somos una pareja de bogota colombia y vamos a viajar a europa, queremos conocer un bar swinger en Madrid si tiene zonas humedas mejor. Juank y Paty... read more

Manufactured or Real Titties?

Your preference?... read more

TRAVEL 19/06/07 - 29/06/07

Por trabajo estare viajando a Dominicana, me gustaria conocer mujeres o parejas que se encuentren en el pais. By work I was travelling Dominican, Wanted to know women or couples that are visiting that pies ... read more

GOLFERS

QUEREMOS PERTENECER A LA COMUNIDAD DE GOLFERS Y ESTAR EN CONTACTO CON GOLFISTAS COMO LO HACEMOS? ESPERAMOS RESPUESTAS GRACIAS... read more

IS SDC THE BEST SITE?

PLEASE FOLKS. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME ANOTHR SITE BIGGER AND BETTER WHEN IT COME TO MEETING GENUNE COUPLES AND SINGLE FEMALE AND MALE AS FOR ME. I THINK THIS IS THE BEST SITE. WHEN IT COME TO. MEETING GENUINE PEOPLE. OTHER  WANNABE SITES  INTEND TO LURE  YOU SIGNING-UP ON THE G... read more

Como erámos...

Alguna vez as mirado atrás, cuando todo era "lo previsible", cuando no "follábamos" sino que hacíamos el amor, cuando todos los esfuerzos eran para imaginarse mundos morbosos y situaciones excitantes, que solo había dos manos sobre nuestros cuerpos....Alguna vez has pensado en como éramos y lo ... read more

Swingers Clubs in New York

Can anyone help us with suggestions please? We are going to New York over the weekend of 15 - 17 June 2007 and want to have some fun while we are there. Thanks Kinky Duo xx... read more

New York Clubs

Hi Can you help us please. Are you able to recommend any clubs in the New York area. We are travelling there over the weekend of 15 - 17 June 2007 and are looking for fun. We have looked at the club list but are unsure which ones are still active. Thanks Pete & Caroline x... read more

question

I want to meet nice couples, but not sure how to approach. Can you help... read more

Confused

Dear Anni I have a strange situation. Since getting into the lifestyle, I have opened up to new things. But my problem is that most of the couples that we meet, the guy has performance issues but the girl is hot. I am bi, so I love the girl part, but I get very upset that the guy cant perform and ... read more

Where should we go??...

Hi, I'd like to know if you can help me with a question that i have. My boyfriend and I will be traveling up north this weekend. We'd like to go anywhere (east or west) between Miami and Tampa, FL. But we don't know where the hot spots are. We'd like to know where there are party's going ... read more

Traveling up north, but where do we go???

Hello everyone, My boyfriend and I are thinking of heading up north this weekend. We are from Miami and the furthest we are willing to travel is Tampa. But we don't know where to go! We'd like to know where the fun spots and the places where we can "play" all night (with HOTT girls), are!... read more

Sex on a yacht!

I have had this fantasy for a long time.  Is there anyone there who can help me make this happen?... read more

Pre/Op transexual Looking for Guy, Master, Dom maybe Couple if Master/Mistress Or ??

  (( I want... to be possessed ))I am yours. You have the right of possession. You have the authority to stop me seeing anyone you don't want me to see, whether another man or single girlfriends who might encourage me to take a walk on the wild side. You have the right to tell me to ask you pe... read more

condom or no condoms?????

In an era of HIV and chastity rings, teenagers and young adults – roughly 75% of them – have turned to oral sex as a “less risky” option. But it’s not safe sex. And while it won’t get you pregnant, it can still get you into big trouble. For the first time ever, researchers at Johns Hopki... read more

Amazing claims but do they really work?

Hi Elvis, I must have received a dozen emails recently offering this "amazing" new penis enlargement patch but me being a sceptic, I doubt their claims. Do you or anyone reading know however if the do work? Or is this just another scam? Would welcome any comment.... read more

Burningman 2007

Hi is anyone going to burningman 2007 in Black Rock City Nevada? Is anyone interested in having a swing camp for Myschievia 2007?  Write me for details... read more

What do you prefer - Going home after the fun or stay the night

What do like more? Going home after the fun or do you think this is not ok and you stay over night?... read more