August 2009 Archives

Swingers Blog Archives from August 2009.

Bruise Concealer's

I was having a conversation with my friends the other day, as were sitting around the pool, drinking wine and discussing which bruise concealers and which colors worked best for different stages and phases of bruising. Lavender will neutralize any yellow cast, green helps neutralize redness, blu... read more

Irish Swingers

Irish swingers are flocking to Berlin where the action is hot.  "A lot of people who are interested in swinging wouldn't dream of doing it in Ireland, but with the advent of Ryanair, it's feasible for Irish wingers to take two to three trips a year to cities like Berlin, and the main reaso... read more

New Swingers Hotel Planned

The historic grand hotel formerly known as "The Ram Inn" in Gloucester, was built in 1840 and revamped in 1890. For decades it was known as the premier hotel in the area. It has remained empty since closing last year. Plans have now been submitted to turn the hotel into a sex club for sw... read more

Famous Sex Quotes

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it... read more

women versus men

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead o f giving the answe... read more

himicide, PMS and armed

Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Mo... read more

recently devorced

i'm looking to go on vacation.  can anybody tell me th best place to go?... read more

Swinging vs. Cheating

I spent years working in a swingers club as the hostess and front door girl and the general consensus amongst our 2000 members (local regulars... actual membership is close to 8000) was that cheaters were not welcome amonst the swingers. Not only were they shunned from the group upon discovery but... read more

Adam & Eve hotel - Turkey

hi room, did anyone here ever visited Adam & Eve hotel in Turkey? Is it really such a "sexy" hotel? Is it a swinger "friendly" one?... read more

Drugs-using-swingers versus No-drugsusing-swingers

(For so far we know especially in Holland) there are 2 groups of swingers. Those who only swing with drugs and those who never swing with drugs. And each group (not all!!! but many) wants only swing with "their" own group. We read a lot of profiles with information that one do NOT sw... read more

Torture Garden Toronto

August 28-30 Kicks off tonight! Tix still available. Anyone going?... read more

Torture Garden Toronto

August 28-30 Kicks off tonight! Tix still available. Anyone going? ... read more

parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first ... that this bird used to live in a house of pr... read more

great swingers story

You have just found the place you were looking for. Your friends said you MUST visit this special Paris massage parlor. They refused to give you any details, but they promised you would not be sorry. The beautiful woman at the front desk of Chez Child checks your reservation and lets you into a smal... read more

Get A Life

A father of two freaked out over what he described to be "carnal encounters" over cartoon characters on candy wrappers. Visions of fornicating lemons, limes and cherries on the popular German candy, MOAM danced in front of his eyes. 'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this c... read more

PMS and GPS

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you ... read more

Vanilla News

A man in Virginia who cheated on his wife, was made to stand on a street corner wearing a giant sign stating the fact. His wife insisted he wear the sign during rush hour and was going to make him do this for one week. She relented after a few hours and called him back home. Can we say Dom/Sub?... read more

Diet TIPS FOR SEX .......???

It has been said that: ZINC is one of the best enhancer's of libido and sperm production. For both men and woman. You can obtain Zinc in foods such as  OYSTERS ( as if we did not know this), whole grain bread, brown rice, dark leafy greens, lean red meat and turkey. YUMMY Sounds like MY diet... read more

fucking rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking girl and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishin... read more

swinging accident

There were 4 of us on a large bed. Candles were lit on the head board, the lighting in the room was subdued. Things had been going on for a while and I decided to change positions. I got on top. The other couple was up close to the headboard and she was resting on a bunch pillows. There were a whole... read more

Two Vaginas

Lauren Williams knew something was wrong, she just didn't know she had two vagina's, two cervixes and two uteruses. The surgeon removed the barrier between her two vagina's, leaving her with one big one. "The vagina I was using was half the size of a normal one." No one seemed to notice he... read more

Check Out South Florida

Fort Lauderdale / Miami Beach / South Beach lots of deals this time of year, lots of sexy people (Check all the people on this site from South Florida) Lots of lifestyle clubs and even a few lifestyle friendly hotels.... read more

Dinner and ride

Quick question please? This Friday the 28th?... read more

Dinner and ride

Quick question please? This Friday the 28th?... read more

Group Marriage Petition

Visual artist Francisco Camacho's group marriage initiative in Amsterdam is titled, "My Name is Spinoza." Organized by SKOR (Foundation Art and Public Space) and based on the philosopher Spinoza, whose ideas and concepts encompass a wide spectrum: truth, god, freedom, virtue, happiness, sa... read more

FEEDBACK REGARDING LITTLE SINS FOAM PARTY

 Hi SDC members. We have got several feedbacks on e-mail and some official comments related to the post about our experience at Blomingdale this weekend. We did never believe that an event would make us write post`s like this but after receiving comments we understand that LITLLE SINS is rea... read more

Mary Jane's Relaxing Soda

Kava! Kava! Root. Root. Deadlines, Traffic, Meetings, Projects, it never ends. However, relief is here. Bring on the stress release Baby. Mary Jane's Soda Inc. has launched a euphoric beverage in the anti-energy beverage market. What differentiates MJ's Relaxing Soda, is the utilization of natur... read more

Alcohol and Sex

A desperate man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender thathe's had a terrible day and he just got fired. Bartender: Hey you look down, want to have some fun? Man: Sure, like what? Bartender: I'm going to pour you out 10 shots of Vodka, and Iwill give you 100 dollars to do a couple ... read more

Meatpackers in the Meatpacking District

New standard in New York, The Standard Hotel, has horny guest performing in front of floor to ceiling windows. Release your inner exhibitionist and let the peep show begin.According to sources, Saturday night is when the hottest action occurs, when hot couples are seen having sex in front of the win... read more

Vibe to Your Own Beat

OhMiBod, brings us the Freestyle, the world's first wireless  music responsive vibrator. Just hook it up to your ipod/iphone/mp3/home audio system and get your funk on. Great for your private shower dance. With seven different vibration patterns to choose from you will be moanin' for love. ... read more

Fortress Sins @ Sea - UK Sept 26th

Over 50% of Tickets Sold already!   LittleSins presents  Fortress Sins@ Sea   Maximum of 200 Couples! (400 People) Couples & Single Females Only. No Single Males!!!   Now With After Party - Even MORE Exciting than before!   The Ul... read more

Videos and Pics what do you think?

I come across a few couples who are into vidoetaping and picturetaking during their swinger  escapades...although some of us having reservations about particpating in these situations..I sometimes get have the desire to be filmed and or captured on still photos... but i've found in some in... read more

LITTLE SINS FOAM PARTY

This world/lifestyle can be very strange:). We spotted the the Little Sins Foam Party in Bloomingdale this weekend at SDC, after just coming home from Le Glamour Foam Party at Cap Dagde we felt that another kinky foam party could be great to attend. After driving 390 KM we came to a sunny beach o... read more

Resorts

We are having a difficult time finding informative reviews on the various Swingers' resorts.  We are not sure which one is right for us.  We'd like to know which ones offer the most luxurious amentities and which ones attract a younger crowd. Thank you for your help!... read more

some thing to talk about

http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/playlist:jcommercial#1822332 check this out every one i found it to be very funny is called SURPRISING JAPANESE INFOMERCIAL the web site is collegehumor.com ... read more

Naked Swinger's are Taking Over Seas and Lakes Across Germany

The crackdown on beach bonking has begun! Mayor Hilmar Marohn says residents in the tiny village of Aschau are furious with swinger's and their sex parties.Swinger's swarming the beach searching for sex. OH NO! "They meet between the dunes and under their sun umbrellas to have group sex parties... read more

Sperm Face

How do you know if your favorite SPA is down with the hippest trends?   Just ask for the  "facial menu" and see what's about to be slathered all over your face. A Norwegian company, aptly named Bioforskining, brings us  the latest concoction: Spermine. Yes, sperm for your... read more

National Go Topless Day

This Sunday, August 23 is National Go Topless Day. Both women and men across America will be bare chested in public places in honor of Women's Equity Day.As their website states, "as long as men can be topless, constitutionally women should have the same right, or men should also be forced to w... read more

Coital Model Machine

Ever wonder why condoms fail? When you view the ginormous, hairless,"thrusting" machine used in the scientific study of Durex condoms, "Blunt Puncture" as the failure is called, will become evident. What the replicated receiving orifice is supposed to represent is another story.... read more

Kegal...DO you? ...Does it help?........do Tell

Kegal's.........you can do um anywhere ladies.....as a matter of fact as I type this I am doing mine right now....  did you all know MEN should be doing them too??   It can enhance the Control and SIZE of their "member" Why do you do them ?  DO they Help?  If y... read more

Martian swingers

A Martian couple landed on the earth. The emerged from their spacecraft and went up to a farmhouse. They knocked on the door. When the farmer and his wife answered, they announced that they were from Mars and wanted to come in to chat. The farm couple extended their hospitality and they all seemed... read more

BDSM Rights Rally

Zoning authorities shut down Fetish Shop and basement dungeon Dressing for Pleasure in Montclair, NJ claiming  lack of proper required permits. "They basically argued that this is a commercial recreation facility, and we disagree. I'm not sure what I would term it, but we've only looked... read more

Blame It On The Spam

A $2 million employee settlement was awarded to a former city solid waste director in Franklin,TN, who denied he intentionally downloaded porn on his city owned computer.Joe Williams was fired in January 2008 after pornographic images were found on his laptop. Mr. Williams testified he was not respo... read more

Temp Agency Demands Genital Photos

Here's what NOT to do! Human Resources 101.A 28 year old transgender woman in Pennsylvania is suing the temp employment agency, Manpower, after the branch manager demanded "Kate Lynn" provide a letter from her surgeon and a photo of her genitalia as a condition of employment. Kate Lyn... read more

IKT ( I know that)

Since Swinger's Talk has gone the way of the Dodo. I thinks its time to re-new one of the longest running topic on there. The rules are... You can only post thing that are true & factual. For example: IKT... "Sav is a fat ugly git" is NOT true & factual. Where as saying&nbs... read more

Fetish Weekend

Montreal Fetish Weekend. This is their 5th. Consecutive event, Sept 4-6. Anyone going? Have you been there, done that?... read more

Hand Job Sweet Hand Job

Some Tips the Frenulum ( Fren-yuh-lum) : The MOST sensitive part of the man's penis folks...Knowing that this is the MOST sensitive aprt it is easy to see why it is the BEST palce to focus OUR efforts ladies. A great way to stimulate this part of the penis is by using the thumb to rub it while l... read more

Vanish the Thought

Old school informed us " Never say anything in a email or text message that you don't want to come back and bite you." Well not anymore kids. As they say, The Times They are a Changin'. Vanish, the new prototype for 'self-destructing data' is addressing this problem. No more will you... read more

wanting visit Cap D'Agde

Hi We are thinking of going to Cap D'Agde, we are wondering where to stay and where the swingers hang out.  We like high end accomodations.  Thanks Sam... read more

Emigrating to Florida

We just had a fantastic vacation in Sarasota, and now we want to move there permanently. Unfortunately, a US visa is incredibly difficult to obtain without $1,000,000 spare cash.  Any (sensible) ideas?  Do you work in the immigration service or know about it? Are you a Brit that's already ... read more

Bubble Baba Challenge

Time once again for those frisky Russian Rubber Doll Rafters to get toasted, mount their "Floatation Device' and shoot the wild rapids of the Vuoksa river, near St. Petersburg. The 7th annual Bubble Baba Challenge website clearly states "The rubber woman is no more than means of transp... read more

Viagra Ice Cream

The Icecreamists propose saving the world one lick at a time. A noble endeavour, I must say....From their "God Save the Cream," boutique ice creams and signature Cryogenic Cocktails, "The Sex Pistol" which is Viagra & Absinthe Ice Cream served with a shot of Absinthe in a pin... read more

its not so bad..

we should of kept our mouth shut a little longer.. the new way is not so bad... there are some good things and some not so good ...all in all this is our favorite lifestyle site.......... read more

Paris Swinging

I will be in Paris the first week in December '09, with a girlfriend form NYC.  She is excited about mixing in some swinging fun with out sightseeing.  I need advice from Paris residents and frequent Paris travelers.  What couples clubs or couples saunas are good for group and exchang... read more

Mesh Mitt for Man Juice

Perhaps in three to five years, with the help of a $100k grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, the anti-HIV barrier gel will come to fruition. Researchers in Utah have developed the "molecular condom" a type of gel which "turns semisolid in the presence of semen, trapping... read more

Meeting without pictures

What do you think about all these people that they want to meet you without sending face pictures first?... read more

Condom versus Tampon

A condom tells a tampon "you always take my job for a whole week". The tampon says " yeah but every time you fuck up, I lose my job for nine months"  ... read more

How To Report Child Pornography

As proud corporate sponsors of ASACP, we at SDC wanted to share this important PSA (Public Service Announcement) regarding the deplorable crime of child pornography.The Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection (ASACP) has released a PSA explaining how to report online child pornography when ... read more

Oral Techniques SHARE ????

I for one am so a fan of Oral Sex........Giver and Reciever........at times I think Oral is even more pleasurable then the act of "fucking" itself. I am a believer it is way more intimate to be honest. I am interested in what you all MEN  &  Woman  use as a technique ... read more

Burquini's Banned

A French woman was denied entry this week to a Paris pool due to her swimwear. Australian swimwear designer, Aheda Zanetti who invented the "Burqini" five years ago, stated, "the swimwear is head-to-toe coverage, with only the face, hands and feet exposed. Muslim women around the worl... read more

Love Her of Leave Her

America, Love Her or Leave Her.............. The political system and government in general seem to suck for most or at least a large majority. So what has you angry; what should change? How would you change it? What do you want to say about the American world of politics? ... read more

Extreme Makeover Designer Vagina's

Welcome to the newest trend in cosmetic surgery. Lips too long? To poofy? Clit bits need spiffing? Labia Wings?Just what is genital beauty and does it need and or should it to be modified?Landscaping your bits to fit the cultural norm. Which Culture, Which Norm? As with everything, it's perspective.... read more

As IF This Were News

Researchers at Brunel University in the UK, have determined, "Men are far more interested in casual sex than women. While men need to be exceptionally attractive to tempt women to consider casual sex, men are far less choosy. A total of 427 males and 433 females students from the US, German... read more

What the best 3G to go for ?

Just wondering if anyone can tell us the best 3G dongle to buy, Just wanting to used it now and again i.e Going to a Travel lodge for 4 days and would like to perve on swinging-heaven with some camming, also msn as well. Like to also check out e-mails, not wanting to connect to travel lodge intern... read more

What the best 3G to go for ?

Just wondering if anyone can tell us the best 3G dongle to buy, Just wanting to used it now and again i.e Going to a Travel lodge for 4 days and would like to perve on swinging-heaven with some camming, also msn as well. Like to also check out e-mails, not wanting to connect to travel lodge intern... read more

What the best 3G to go for ?

Just wondering if anyone can tell us the best 3G dongle to buy, Just wanting to used it now and again i.e Going to a Travel lodge for 4 days and would like to perve on swinging-heaven with some camming, also msn as well. Like to also check out e-mails, not wanting to connect to travel lodge intern... read more

Landing strip

My GF is thinking of growing a little landing strip since we saw one on a porn recently. Just to change things up a little. I have mixed feelings since completly shaved is of course my favorite kind of pussy yet the thought of a different view is turning me on a little. What do you think t... read more

FETISHCON

Sports their 9th Annual Fetish Trade Show in Tampa August 13-16. Four days of nonstop fetish. Workshops, Lectures, Demos, Parties. Anyone going?... read more

Australian Sex Party Gets OK

If you have been keeping up with Australia's Sex Party, they have finally overcome their last hurtle by being allowed to officially register with the Australian Electoral Commission. The AEC's primary issue was the possibility of The Sex Party name being deemed obscene after four complaints were ... read more

FOR MEN ONLY: Where Do You Fall On The Kinsey Seven Point Scale?

 <a href="http://s640.photobucket.com/albums/uu126/chris20_photos/?action=view&current=09-07-kinsey.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu126/chris20_photos/09-07-kinsey.jpg" border="0" alt="Kinsey">... read more

FOR WOMEN ONLY: Where Do You Fall On The Kinsey Seven Point Scale?

 <a href="http://s640.photobucket.com/albums/uu126/chris20_photos/?action=view&current=09-07-kinsey.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu126/chris20_photos/09-07-kinsey.jpg" border="0" alt="Kinsey">... read more

Sex and the City Not!

Dubai Studio City -DSC-announced government authorities have refused to allow filmmakers permission to shoot scenes in their city.According to DSC, even the title would be too much for the Muslim nation let alone any explicit sex scenes.The Sex and the City film released last year was banned from ci... read more

Sex and Sunshine

The World's Largest Nudist Resort, Cap D'Agde in southwest France, sports the world's largest naturalist resort in an enclosed, self contained village. Up to 40,000. people attend the event each summer to enjoy life Au Natural. Visitors come from all over the globe to enjoy living life sans clothin... read more

Naked Rain Dancers

Drought relief. Farmers in Patna, in eastern India, have employed the use of their unmarried virgin daughters.India's annual monsoon season is long over due this year as its arrival is starting later than it has in the previous eight decades.Desperate for rain to wet their dying crops, farmers hope ... read more

Sinful Sundays party is Shitful sundays party,a real disaster

on sunday as i am registered to SWINGTHERAPHY"s promiscuous party in Miami Beach,party tend to start at 5 pm and I arrived to the hotel where they mailed. I was there at 4.45 pm and I called the numbers which given before to call when we arrive to the hotel to be picked up someone, a guy answer... read more

One World Orgasm Day

Join the World for the 11th annual World Orgasm Day! August 8, 2009 "From Alaska to Zimbabwe..... The whole world joining together to celebrate orgasm... solo, in couples, in groups...monosexually, bisexually, homosexually, heterosexually" ... Organizer Alex Hirka states, "The fi... read more

Family Jewels Really

For the man who has EVERYTHING DAHHLING..... A Saudi business man recently ordered the world's most expensive adult novelty item- a solid 18carat gold penis enlarger. Estimated value is approximately $50,000. Apparently, the man from Jeddah has allergies to stainless steel so the traditional pen... read more

STDs and swinging

I'm curious about actual statistics regarding STDs and swinging. We've been involved in the lifestyle off and on for over twenty years and I still have never met anyone who claims to have contracted an STD from another swinger.  Condoms seem rather useless in disease prevention since they ... read more

STDs and swinging

I'm curious about actual statistics regarding STDs and swinging. We've been involved in the lifestyle off and on for over twenty years and I still have never met anyone who claims to have contracted an STD from another swinger.  Condoms seem rather useless in disease prevention since they ... read more

Swingers report of Cap d"agde swinger resort, France

Checking the world for hot swingers destinatons. For explanation, there is Cap'd Agde town, port Cap d' Agde, Le Grau d' Agde and the naturist village of Cap d' Agde. The naturist village of Cap d’ Agde is the world’s biggest and only naturist self contained town. Here you can stay n... read more

Sex in the Ancient World

What's old is new. Again. A new series on the History Channel provides us with a retrospective of "Sex in the Ancient World."  Check out those "hot" Pompeiier's with their secret history of the Roman sex trade. Next episode investigates those frisky sex-positive kinky Egypti... read more

1st Time

I have this little " To Do " list of things I have not done, but would like to do. One of the things is I would like to experience a DP, my Boyfriend is all for this, so that is no problem, just not sure how to go about finding the other guy. Anal sex is something I have just started to... read more

Church Bank Invests in Weapons

A German Catholic bank has apologised to investors and promised to sell its shares in a contraception producer, a weapons firm and tobacco companies." Pax Bank, THE Bank of the Catholic Church since 1917, "the Bank of Church and Caritas" which promotes "ethical" investmen... read more

Flat Rate Sex

German brothels have begun offering clients creative discounts in the economic downturn. As previously reported, bicyclists and those taking public trans have been given a 10% discount, for going green. Brothel owners in an attempt to increase business, which has fallen 30% in a country where prosti... read more

Report of naturist resort Cap d'Agde, France

From your roving reporters: Lilian and Richard, checking the world for hot destinatons.For explanation, there is Cap'd Agde town, port Cap d' Agde, Le Grau d' Agde and the naturist village of Cap d' Agde.The naturist village of Cap d’ Agde is the world’s biggest and only naturist self co... read more

Sudan Trouser Trial

Twelve women were arrested last month in the Sudan for wearing "indecent clothing." Their crime was wearing trousers. Yes, long pants and for this indecent behaviour. Ten of the women have already been flogged.Ms. Hussein who is in her 30's and widowed is a former journalist and is now a p... read more

Brilliant Email...

We received an email from a brand new trial member, no pics, minimal profile information... Subject Line:  Flippant Nuts Body of message: You guys are the problem with couples trying to have a good time. You both look rough and have the attitude to go with it. I would tell you to kiss ... read more

Another First Time Experience...

Ok, so my wife got me laid. For some of you, that's old hat, however...for me...it was a new experience. So how did this go down? Simple, we were hanging at Trapeze one night in the back room, and she was eagerly surveying the room for some new manflesh to join us for another MFM. However, we w... read more

Camel Candy & Goat Coats

URBANDADDY bring us this tidbit. The proverbial "olive branch" has become another man's camel. Got Milk?Camel milk chocolate is the newest, hippest offering from those extravagant Dubai camels. Al Nassma Chocolate, this imported camel chocolate is so hot, it has just reached the states and... read more

Fuertaventura swinger resorts??

We would love to find a swinger hotel or resort in Fuerteventura...any one have a link we can visit?? Also hotels in the UK wher we can have fun?? All replys gratefully received.....Lowrider1962... read more

The Strong Breast Revolution

Regardless of size, mammary glands have taken on new meaning in the land of just what your breasts say about you and how we as women are judged and defined by them. The all woman production of "The Strong Breast Revolution" currently is the theatrical cult rage in the UK. The SBR performa... read more

love a squirter

i have been addicted sence the first time i was squirted on . it was and still is a big turn on for me as long as she is hot and sexy bring on the golden shower's... read more