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Have you ever stared into the night sky and wondered, “Are we alone? Or is that vast, magical expanse full of horny green beings with throbbing appendages and a hyperfixation on mapping out the structure of the human anus?”

We answer that question tonight!

Join us for First Contact, where we’ll peer around the side of the barn to watch the mothership land, and then wander over to have a close encounter with what just might be intelligent life from another world. We’re talking UFOs, alien slime wrestling, government cover-ups, suspicious examinations, abductions from the corn maze, and visitors who have crossed several thousand light-years to discover what we get up to on Saturday nights.

If you’re new to The Tudor House, please make sure to complete the vetting process at www.thetudorhouse.org before RSVPing.


✨ What to Expect:

We’ll be transforming The Tudor House into the site of a rural extraterrestri... Lire la Suite

Have you ever stared into the night sky and wondered, “Are we alone? Or is that vast, magical expanse full of horny green beings with throbbing appendages and a hyperfixation on mapping out the structure of the human anus?”

We answer that question tonight!

Join us for First Contact, where we’ll peer around the side of the barn to watch the mothership land, and then wander over to have a close encounter with what just might be intelligent life from another world. We’re talking UFOs, alien slime wrestling, government cover-ups, suspicious examinations, abductions from the corn maze, and visitors who have crossed several thousand light-years to discover what we get up to on Saturday nights.

If you’re new to The Tudor House, please make sure to complete the vetting process at www.thetudorhouse.org before RSVPing.


✨ What to Expect:

We’ll be transforming The Tudor House into the site of a rural extraterrestrial incident with strange lights, UFO sightings, music, dancing, flirting, open play space, and a whole lot of alien slime.

Participation in games is always entirely optional and consent-based.

👽 Corn Maze Abductions:

Something is waiting in the corn.

Throughout the night, guests brave enough to enter our “corn maze” will have the opportunity to participate in an alien abduction game.
Make your way through the room, avoid whatever is skulking in the dark, and try to reach the other side without being taken aboard the mothership.

Exactly what happens if you are abducted will remain classified until the evening of the event. We can confirm that you will eventually be returned. Probably.

🧪 Alien Slime Wrestling:

This classic alien courting ritual has now been brought to Earth! Traditionally, both aliens square off in each other’s secretions, but after we informed them that (most) humans aren’t capable of producing secretions in the necessary quantities they provided some for us. We’re not going to ask from where.

Strip down as much as you’re comfortable with, then tussle with your fellow earthlings (and maybe the occasional alien). Or, if you don’t want to get covered in slime, cheer someone on!

🛸 The Probing Table:

Our visitors have questions about the human body. Their research methods are… invasive.

The Probing Table will be available for willing specimens interested in undergoing a very thorough extraterrestrial examination.

What exactly qualifies as “probing” will depend entirely upon the people involved.

🖤 Play Space & Dungeon:

The play space and dungeon will be open throughout the night for more thorough forms of extraterrestrial research.

Equipment includes:
St. Andrew’s Cross & spanking bench
Chain spiderweb
Liberator
Reverse & coffin glory holes
Over 300sqft of beds



Something is moving in the corn. There are glowing lights and delighted moans coming from behind the barn.
The government says nothing happened, but we suggest you come investigate for yourself, and make… First Contact.

-Ash, Ivy, and Jess


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