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Civilization had a good run.

Sure, there were warning signs. Political instability. Data centers draining the lake. That weird gloopy thing that crawled out of the bottom of the lake after it was drained and kept eating people in the woods.

But the important thing is that we survived, and now that the governments have collapsed, the electrical grid exists only as a fond memory, and bottle caps have somehow become legal tender, we can finally focus on rebuilding society around the things that actually matter:

Flirting, elaborate outfits, and extremely poor allocation of our remaining resources.

We’re turning The Tudor House into a wasteland outpost for a night of survivors, scavengers, raiders, mutants, bunker dwellers, ruined technology, improvised civilization, and one enormous post-apocalyptic party, because even if the world has ended, we still know how to have fun!

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Civilization had a good run.

Sure, there were warning signs. Political instability. Data centers draining the lake. That weird gloopy thing that crawled out of the bottom of the lake after it was drained and kept eating people in the woods.

But the important thing is that we survived, and now that the governments have collapsed, the electrical grid exists only as a fond memory, and bottle caps have somehow become legal tender, we can finally focus on rebuilding society around the things that actually matter:

Flirting, elaborate outfits, and extremely poor allocation of our remaining resources.

We’re turning The Tudor House into a wasteland outpost for a night of survivors, scavengers, raiders, mutants, bunker dwellers, ruined technology, improvised civilization, and one enormous post-apocalyptic party, because even if the world has ended, we still know how to have fun!

If you’re new to The Tudor House, please make sure to complete the vetting process at www.thetudorhouse.org before RSVPing.


✨ What to Expect:

The old world is gone.

In its place, The Tudor House has become one of the wasteland’s last functioning settlements, complete with scavenged technology, improvised defenses (read this as “Ivy with a riding crop”, strange inhabitants, music, dancing, flirting, open play space, and more.

As night falls, the bunker opens and the Post-Apocalypse Rave begins.

Expect pounding music, lights cutting through the ruins, survivors dancing like there is no tomorrow, and a general disregard for the fact that humanity is theoretically supposed to be rebuilding civilization.

Tomorrow we can rediscover agriculture.

Tonight, we dance.

☢️ The Wasteland:

Come explore what remains of civilization.

Scavengers, raiders, mutants, bunker dwellers, mercenaries, cult leaders, wasteland royalty, wandering traders, mad scientists, and irradiated socialites are all welcome.

Throughout the house, expect little remnants of the old world, things worth investigating, supplies worth trading, and evidence that whoever attempted to rebuild society before us had some very unusual priorities.

🎲 Wasteland Games & Bounties To keep the surviving population entertained, we’ve implemented a few optional activities for those who prefer their socializing with a side of objective-based chaos:

The Bottle Cap Economy: Everyone receives a handful of bottle caps at the door. Use them to bribe guards, wager on games of chance, or negotiate favors. The wastelander with the most caps at the end of the night wins a pristine artifact from the pre-collapse vault.

The Settlement Quest Board: Check the physical bounty board in the main hall for tasks. Quests range from "Procure a glowing item from a stranger" to "Negotiate a five-minute surrender in the dungeon." Complete quests, report to the hosts, and earn more bottle caps.

Mutant Truth or Dare: Draw from the Biohazard Bin. Some prompts are wholesome, some are filthy, and some require you to confess what you actually did during the great toilet paper shortage of the early 2020s.

🖤 Play Space & Dungeon:

The play space survived the apocalyse.

The play space and dungeon will be open throughout the night for anyone interested in discovering what new recreational activities humanity invents after the collapse of polite society.

Equipment includes:
St. Andrew’s Cross & spanking bench
Chain spiderweb
Liberator
Reverse & coffin glory holes
Over 300sqft of beds
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