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9 Signs You Might Just Be a Swinger

Sure, there are plenty of myths surrounding swingers the lifestyle, however, there are also a few real tell-tale signs you might just be a swinger.
Sure, there are plenty of myths surrounding swingers the lifestyle, however, there are also a few real tell-tale signs you might just be a swinger.

1


Your know your friends only by their first names. And most of your friends are couples. And you know them better in their birthday suits than with clothes on.

2


You wear wristbands. Particular ones, of course.

3


In your suitcases there are outfits not to be worn at a regular convention. And you already know some couples in the area you visit!

4


You have a large collection of toys, lubes and lingerie. And a special closet to keep them all in.

5


Vanilla? That's more than a flavor to you! And a Unicorn is more than just a mythological animal.

6


On the floor of your bedroom there are more clothes than you and your spouse can wear.

7


You are not jealous when your partner has sex with other people. In fact, you enjoy watching!

8


You go to places as Andalusië, Cancun and Hedo. And lie about the name of your hotel

9


You know more about an online profile than the average Social Media user. And your Facebook profile looks a bit different than most.


Know any other tell-tale sings someone might just be a swinger? Let us know on the comments or send us an email at media@sdc.com.

Maddy V

Dutch journalist and editor. Specialized in writing articles about sex, health and relationships.
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2 Comments
  • Anonymous
OUTTANAMES
Jan 25, 2021
YOU KNOW YOURE A SWINGER IF: 1. You take condoms to a PTA meeting... 2. Youre wardrobe has more skank outfits than business attire, although you wear biz attire 5 days a week... 3. Even though you have had a vasectomy, you carry condoms...just in case... 4. Your vacation pics are only the postcard type, as you cant really show what goes on... 5. You have a playroom that your kids are not allowed to play in... 6. There is a hook in the ceiling for a swing... 7. Its been so long since you have seen your swimsuit, it really doesnt matter, eh? 8. You travel to swing clubs more than to see family... 9. Its more fun to take your wife to a Gentlemans Club--she gets the better lapdances... 10. You have a bag of rope in the bedroom, instead of the garage... (to be continued...feel free to send suggestions...xoxo)
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WNA3WAY
Oct 31, 2020
There always seems to be a pineapple in your grocery cart.
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