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Jun 14, 2026
Euless, TX
TRAVELJUNKUES93
Great place to dance and meet couples
Jun 09, 2026
Henderson, TX
love love love
great place, great vibes, great people!
May 23, 2026
San Antonio, TX
Be Prepared...
for a great time! We had so much fun at Eden. We were a bit cautious our first time and that quickly went away. The staff was so welcoming - Aria at the front door greeted us and made us feel welcomed. She introduced us to Jordy, he and his partner gave us a tour - they too were so sweet and patient to us newbies. They explained everything very well and answered all of our questions without judgement. After the tour, I went to the bar for a bottle opener and Olivia was quick to ask if we were new she was so excited to introduce us to a the Pineapple Vault group - from there the evening just kept getting better. Once that group found out we were new, they pulled us over to their area, gave us a spot on their couch, then EVERYONE in their group came over and said hello and spent time chatting with us. If you choose to sit at a table and separate yourself from the action, or not introduce yourself to anyone, the people there are very respectful of that and will leave you alone. We went twice and by the third time we became members and haven't looked back. If you are looking for a quick DTF place to be, I don't feel this is it. The people we have met are the type of people you make connections with. The music has always been on point and not too loud (unless you're on the dance floor, where it is supposed to be loud). Once you are over by the tables it is easy to chat with and meet people. The play areas are fantastic! There are a lot of little cubbies (for lack of a better word) that you can make private by closing the curtains, or open us for all to see. There are queen sized beds running down the center section of the play area. The "dungeon" is always hopping - so get their early if you want to take your turn with the Master. The theater room is great, there are 2 or 3 beds and a small booth seating area to watch and be watched (we love this section). There are also a few full private rooms you can book which all have a door and a small window. I have not been in one however, they look like they could accommodate quite a few people. The food is great too! They have a small menu of sandwiches and small bites and they have been great. The quesadillas are outstanding, a few weeks ago we had the ribeye bites and they were delish as well. This is not your typical bar food - it is much better! Bathrooms were very clean and well maintained - the ladies room had wipes, mouthwash, a small area to sit and get away from it all, Lastly are the all stars that keep the beds and play area maintained! These people are great - props to all of them for their ability to keep all those beds clean and ready to roll. We highly recommend Eden!
May 19, 2026
Trinity, TX
First time!
This was our first time going and we had an amazing time this past weekend. Met some really fun people. We will be going back soon!
May 17, 2026
Trinity, TX
Great resort!
Had an amazing stay at Kraken Resort! Everything was super clean, the atmosphere was fun and welcoming, and we made some great friends along the way. It was the perfect mix of relaxation and good times between the pool, hot tub, darts, pool table and play rooms!
May 13, 2026
San Antonio, TX
Good times and vibes
One of our top 5 clubs we go to and love everything about it every time we go it gets better.
May 06, 2026
Trinity, TX
We love the kracken
We went our first time and now we are hooked. It's our go to place to get away from the world. Fun,friendly, down to earth people. The place is nice and has lots of different rooms to choose from. Love the themes, it gives us girls a reason to dress up and dance. We are now yearly members and love to meet new faces each time we are there. Dominic is awesome and has done amazing with the place and Jennifer is the sweetest. See y'all there!
May 04, 2026
Henderson, TX
Edm
We drove 5 hrs in the rain. Well worth it. Atmosphere was great Staff was friendly. Hope to be back next year
Apr 08, 2026
Dallas, TX
Love it
We had such a great time here. Definitely one of the best nights we’ve had in a while. The vibe was exactly what you want, fun, welcoming and upscale.
Mar 22, 2026
Austin, TX
amazing place
we went there and the atmosphere is so cool. People are respectful but hot at the same time .
Mar 11, 2026
Henderson, TX
great place
I had a great time meeting everyone here. Lots of fun!
Mar 10, 2026
Palestine, TX
Greatest place ever!
We absolutely love coming here! We have been coming since 2018 and can honestly say we have made some of our best friendships here. The grounds are gorgeous and very well kept, the people that come are always extremely welcoming and the owners are fantastic! Whether you are coming just to relax or soak up the sexy vibes, this is hands down the best place to do it!
Feb 16, 2026
Houston, TX
Red event
So sexy but so bad. We were prepaid but still had to use same line as people paying at door took about 40 min to get 20 people in. Then waited in another line for another 30 min to get two mixed drinks and two shots and bottle water 43.00. There was two drink lines at the bar and both slow. Instead of coolers n cups on tables there was stacks of empty classes and trash. Attendees were hot but venue was total buzz kill
Jan 26, 2026
Houston, TX
CrandMF
Some of our wildest party memories were here on Saturday night. The set up is perfect and staff is friendly and always accomdating. The club always networks with some of the hottest lifestyle groups we know so it is always a blast.
Jan 25, 2026
Poolville, TX
Summer fun
Been to BHR several times and have always had a great time. People are super cool and the grounds are well maintained. Pool is super refreshing too! Come on summer!
Jan 04, 2026
75207, TX
Hotwife gang bang
Amazing time at the event on 1/2. Was my first time in Dallas in the lifestyle scene and everything was perfect. People were friendly, women were beautiful , and everyone was welcoming 10/10 experience. Not to mention the venue was the best I’ve seen in my 15 years in the lifestyle.
Dec 31, 2025
75207, TX
GREAT PLACE
The Playhouse is an amazing place with fun LS people. We love the layout, music, and most of all the people 😈😈
Dec 05, 2025
Henderson, TX
Great place
I had a great time around Halloween. This place is amazing and from talking with them it’s only going to get better.
Oct 19, 2025
Trinity, TX
Great place
Really awesome resort with brilliant hosts. We went on a quiet weekend but still absolutely loved the place. Will definitely be back.
Oct 07, 2025
The Colony, TX
My Home Club
Colette's Dallas is our Home Club for every reason there is: Security is always on point, Bartenders are beautiful and quick, and Management is absolutely amazing! Melissa is always there for you for anything you need. See you there!
Sep 22, 2025
The Colony, TX
Newbie Night
Hubby and I decided to dip our toes and went to Newbie Night this past Wednesday. It exceeded our expectations and we felt comfortable. We met a nice, experienced couple from Arkansas that night and would like to reconnect. His name started with a K (some might think it's a C) and hers with a J. If you know them, please ask them to message us. We enjoyed Colette so much that we went back on Friday and Saturday nights. We found Saturday night to be busier than we'd like since we didn't know anyone, but we also expected that. We'll be back.
Sep 17, 2025
Trinity, TX
Amazing place
We spent a Saturday afternoon/evening here and can’t wait to go back and stay for a weekend. Laid back pool vibe during the day and sexy club/ play time at night. This is now our favorite place we’ve been to. Dominic and Erin were amazing and kind hosts.
Sep 03, 2025
San Antonio, TX
great place
I have so many protectors that I just dance away the night
Aug 23, 2025
San Antonio, Texas
It's so much better than others!!
If you're in San Antonio and not sure if you should go to another club or Collette's.....def go here!!
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