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Feb 16, 2026
Kissimmee, FL
Great time- However.
We usually have a great time, and the last time was no different. Awesome naked and perverted break from reality is what we achieve when attending. Unfortunately, you have to ignore the problems in order to have a great time. The owner sectioning off a large part of the small dance floor for himself and his "VIP" buddies, was rude and annoying. That left much less space for the paying (overpaying-actually) customers to try to enjoy. Lots of paying people on the dance floor complaining that they have to look at the entitled people, taking up dancing space right in front of them. Why not use the already available VIP section? Oh, right, because thy can't make the money if they take it, so take the dance floor instead. The lines at all the bars for the severely overpriced drinks are terrible. Bartenders will look right past you to serve their buddies or regulars.The bathroom/trailer? seriously? The expensive food is served on a piece of wax paper that melts into your food that is inside a plastic box, and plastic silverware. Seating is limited unless you pay a small fortune for a "VIP" cabana that takes up a large part of the available patio area. When we found empty seats by the fire pits, we were told we had to leave the area because they had a special private meal for some people, served under the tiki hut, leaving anyone else that paid for their food, nowhere to sit. When we ordered our food, 35 minutes later they messaged us to come to the kitchen where they told us, they don't have what we ordered, choose something else. This is just a few of the issues. The owners MUST do better with the "details" in order to keep people coming back. They need to understand, the astronomical price people are paying, then strike-out on so many important details, is why people will not return. Like I said, in order to have a good time, you must ignore the many problems. And we usually do have a good time because of that.
Jan 13, 2026
Kissimmee, FL
Must go check it out.
We had a great time. But if you are a Dr Pepper drinker you will have to drink something else. Clean, friendly staff, over all we had an amazing time.
Jan 08, 2026
New Orleans, LA
Gorgeous venue
We just went there recently and it was gorgeous 😍 can't wait to go back!!
Jan 01, 2026
Kissimmee, FL
PODBASH 24/25
we went here for the podbash takeover and it was the BEST!
Dec 30, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Welcome to the Jungle!
We had a blast during our first trip to Secrets. Met some great people and were able to connect with several other couples! Our room “Welcome to the Jungle” was very nice and we enjoyed the sex lounger many times! Food was great and the drinks were strong. Very clean and friendly staff! We will be back!
Oct 21, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Best lifestyle club/resort in America hands down
My husband and I love this club so much it’s actually the reason we moved to Florida. We can work from any state but after visiting secrets multiple times there is just no where that compares. We try to go every weekend and have met so many wonderful people. That staff are all truly amazing too. A lot of great clubs in America but this one has it all (hotels on property, pool parties, hot tub parties, multiple outdoor and indoor bars, nightclub, very nice/clean playroom, extremely nice and clean dungeon, and also great food. Drinks are also cheaper than downtown. Can’t recommend more!
Oct 19, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
The Best spot
It might not look so pretty , but there is the best sexy place I known so far.
Oct 11, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
pool party
Was my first time in a freedom world and I became addicted
Oct 07, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Secrets Anniversary Pool Party
Had a wicked awesome time with five lovely ladies while their husbands watched. Happy anniversary to Secrets Hideaway Resort. A party I’ll never forget.
Aug 25, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
4 nights!
Amazing experience, staff are beyond friendly, and the place is epic in cleanliness... Stayed in the Vip suite, worth the extra money for sure...
Aug 18, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Best Place Ever
We fell in love with this place the 1st time we visited. We have been back multiple times since and it gets better every time.
Aug 13, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
First Sexperience
Back in 2021, I found myself in Orlando for a business trip—but that night turned into anything but business as usual. I checked into Secrets Hideaway and treated myself to a VIP room... and let's just say, things got interesting fast. It started with a drink at the bar, some good conversation, and even better vibes. The energy pulled me into the dance club, where the night took an unexpected (and unforgettable) turn. I ended up connecting with a couple who invited me back to their place on the resort—and just like that, I stepped into the world of swinging for the very first time. Since then? Let’s just say, the sky’s been the limit. 😉
Jul 31, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Mind Blowing!!
Prior to secrets we have never been to any kind of lifestyle event. When I tell you this blew our expectations away understand that it’s a complete understatement. Inviting people, inviting staff, and amazing events. Even relaxing by the pool is great just being able to take in the view and have such nice people.
Jul 06, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
amazing place!
we visited in October 2024 and met some of the most charming and amazing people there!
Jun 17, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
best place ever...
Stayed in room 216 absolute amazing ambiance.
Jun 05, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
So much fun!
We attended this past Tuesday for the first time and we could not believe that place. We stayed overnight, the staff was very friendly and helpful. We heard from the regulars that Tuesdays were the quieter/less crowded nights so it worked out perfect for us newbies. We can not wait for us to return again.
Apr 25, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
LOVE Secrets!!!
We always look forward to our visits and have a SPECTACULAR time!!!
Apr 23, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Love this place
Been there 3 times now, already booked for next month and then back in June. Such a sexy vibe and fun amazing people. Wish we had discovered this place sooner.
Mar 24, 2025
New Orleans, LA
The best escape, right here in the city.
We didn't know what to expect when we booked our first passes here. We found the best hidden gem in the city. Of course, it came highly recommended. It wasn't the "turn it up to 11" party we have found at other LS friendly properties, instead it was the perfect blend of friendly people, comfortable openness, and a beautiful slice of paradise. We cannot over state how gracious and hospitable the host is. Thanks for a relaxing, wonderful, sexy night.
Mar 02, 2025
New Orleans, LA
Great Time was Had!!
We came in to town for our Anniversary. Loved everything about this place!!! The hot tub was great and the pool was warm even in at the end of February. The setup definitely made for a good time and made our anniversary extra sexy. We’ll definitely be looking to stay at The Portal as well. We just want to thank you for the great night!!!
Feb 27, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
So much fun, we’re going back!
We stayed in August of 2024, and we’re coming back up in June and bringing our friends!
Jan 19, 2025
New Orleans, LA
Perfect night
Great people and great time will definitely go again
Jan 18, 2025
Kissimmee, FL
Love it
We love Secrets. We drive down 2-3 times per year for iCandy parties. The party is wild and the atmosphere is so open and fun. We love being naked all day in the pool and partying all night finishing it all off with a wild 4some or moresome.
Jan 17, 2025
New Orleans, LA
A+++++++
The portal is amazing! Wonderful set-up, with about any toy you can think of. Nice bed too. Ample bathroom amenities. The pool is so pretty & the bar is all you could need! Definitely highly recommend & can’t wait for our next chance to go!
Dec 29, 2024
Kissimmee, FL
Create my own happiness
Expectations lead to disappointments. Im happy at my core. It can get a bit 'dull' its not the locations fault though lol they need better promotions and reward systems. Staff is decent, had minor issues, nothing too crazy.
Dec 13, 2024
Kissimmee, FL
A Lifestyle Must Do
We cannot recommend it enough! Everyond deserves to stay here at least once. The pool party was unreal, and everyone we met was so nice. It put our LS adventure into overdrive even months after our trip. We even recommended it to our "Vanilla with sprinkles" friends. Honestly, our only regret is not going sooner. We will visit annually from now on.
Dec 10, 2024
Kissimmee, FL
The real, Happiest place on Earth
Secrets Hideaway Resort is the perfect place for unrestricted adult fun. As a nudist, I love the freedom to walk around the property and engage in intimate scenes anywhere. The fresh towels in the lobby are a great touch, and the hygiene station in the dungeon is well-maintained. The variety of toys in the dungeon adds to the excitement. It’s a liberating, safe space to explore your desires. Can’t wait to go back! Who’s joining me next time? While Secrets Hideaway Resort is amazing, I have a few suggestions to make the atmosphere even better and more inclusive for everyone. I'm sure I'm not the only one with ideas. Can someone please notify management and let them know we need a suggestions box? It would be greatly appreciated!
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